he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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