Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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