so that wasnt chicken after all
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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