it hurts more in the daytime
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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