I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
this hospital has no fireball
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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