I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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