Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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