nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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