we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it hurts more in the daytime
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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