Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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