I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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