So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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