there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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