Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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