So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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