i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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