Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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