so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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