Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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