we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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