I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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