She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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