you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Farmville is her only friend.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Randomize
