I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I supernannyed him into submission
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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