This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
