It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Barsexuality is the new black.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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