If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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