Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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