This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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