hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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