Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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