my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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