I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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