I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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