whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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