Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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