Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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