Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i came on her dog
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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