Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
