You're completely useless in the revolution.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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