you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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