Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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