I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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