Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
