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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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