i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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