i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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