You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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