we made out on top of his cat.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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