In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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